American as Apple Pie

RECIPE:

Bojangles Pie - a delicious Amercan classic, full of flavor and rich with happiness.

INGREDIENTS:

175 pounds of genius
100 table spoons of smiles
12 liters of sheer talent
2 tons of hard work
Several pairs of leather shoes
Several sets of wooden taps
1 extremely large pie crust

DIRECTIONS:

(1) Carefully pour 175 pounds of genius into an exceedingly large bowl containing 100 table spoons of smiles. Gently stir until a smooth consistency is evident. Add 12 liters of sheer talent into the mixture until a bright, beaming glow is apparent. 

(2) Pour mixture into 1 extremely large pie crust, then bake for 2 hours. When done, the crust should be a rich dark brown color.

(3) Carefully jangle several pairs of leather shoes and several sets of wooden taps around the crust, and bake until a marvelous flurry of syncopated sounds can be heard coming from the oven. Serve steaming hot and full of energy.